God!!!!!

God!!

What was he trying to do?Are we the result of some experiment where he went,"OOOPS!"?

If we pray to God for things,isn't it that he's holding us ransom?

Did God know Eve would eat the apple...If he did,where has he at that time?

If there is one creator,Why are there different Gods for different religions?

Who came 1st-God or Satan?If Satan came 1st,could he have tried God in the court for trespassing on his property?If God came 1st,What the hell was he doing letting Satan in?Couldn't he say,"Sorry Sats,Article 370 says u can't come in and settle on earth!!"?

When God says "O God",Who helps him?
If God wanted evil on earth,did he have a hidden agenda?If it failed,what must he be thinking now..."OOOPS,I think I screwed up a bit!"??

Why did he make the sky blue and clouds white? why not the reverse? was he partial to blue?

Why in blazes did he create the fly i.e.. the insect??apart from being a nuisance,it knows its gonna be killed one day...

Who invented the word "God"? Did someone do a "Dog" backwards?What if God was called "The supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions" everytime instead??

Did God ask anyone,"Hi Mann,what's new?"And if someone answered ,"nm...nothin much,mann..what say you?"He replies"Oh nm here too..just creating some people,worlds and stuff..u know...same ol'same old"

If God knew that one day Science will prove that he didn't make everything,why did he make people smart enough to know that? Was he trying to say,"Ok,let's have a backdoor exit in case things go wrong...I think I'll create ppl known as 'scientists' 'rationalists'and 'athiests' who are gonna say I don't exist..That'd make my job a whole lotta easier!!"

What must he be thinking right now?

Was God bad at Geometry?Coz the earth ain't round...its an oblong sphere...

Did he push some wrong buttons during the Ice Age?Has he pushed some wrong button this time too,now that we are experiencing Global Warming?

God has the solution to everything,it is said....what about the solution for-

1.understanding women?

2.Understanding what the US is upto?

3.knowing what is one thing wrong today? etc etc...

Now to answer all these questions above,Just think that u are God..and then answer...

We are sure God exists,but we aren't sure Santa Claus exists...

We are sure God exists but the Lochness monster?Naah!!

We are sure God exists,but a Maharashtrian without a Crab mentality...Naah!!

We are sure God exists,but a Jihadi who absolutely loves the USA and its culture...Naah!!

We are sure God exists,but a Sardar winning the World Chess Championship...Naah!

We are sure God exists,but following his ideas...naah!!

We know,through our scriptures,what God thinks about everyone,through we still can't figure out what's stopping Mr Karat from accepting the Nuke Deal?
People have found God in their hearts after looong soul searching....Maybe Bush needs the same to find Osama??

The solution lies in the problem itself....
The Individual!
know yourself better before understanding the works of God...
cheers!