Black holes and Wives...explained?!

Thank You Nashahita for giving me this challenging topic to write on.I hope not to dissapoint you as well as the readers...Enjoy in good spirit!

Q:Ok,What's this Black Hole thing??
A:Wikipedia defines a Black hole as "An object with a gravitational field so powerful that a region of space becomes cut off from the rest of the universe – no matter or radiation, including visible light, that has entered the region can ever escape."

and now,a non Scientific Defination:A Wife/Girlfriend.
explained:The object [A Wife/Girlfriend.] has a gravitational field[sob stories,crocodile tears,power of seduction etc etc.,] so powerful,that a region of space[her husband/Boyfriend] becomes cut off from the rest of the universe[his group of friends]-no matter or radiation including visible light,that has entered the region can ever escape[hear it means,once u're married/steady,u have no chance of escaping anywhere else]

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Q:What makes a Black Hole so damn difficult to escape from??
A:If your Wife/Girlfriend covers all paths you take,no matter where you search for a road to freedom,U will get screwed up and find it difficult to escape!
Quote Einstein,"“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”"..

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Q:Are there any types which we need to know?
A:Types of Black Holes:astrophysicists currently classify black holes according to their angular momentum (non-zero angular momentum means the black hole is rotating) and electric charge:

Uncharged-Rotating,Uncharged non-rotating,Charged-Rotating,Charged non-rotating.

1.Uncharged-Rotating:Wherein your wife isn't mad yet,but is still keeping a 360 deg lookout on you.

2.Uncharged non-rotating:The more calmer of the lot;rare to find on earth!

3.Charged-Rotating:Wherein your wife is damn mad at you,and is keeping a 360 deg look out on you!The worst black hole to be in.There have been no survivors recorded in this type.Say your prayers because you are already screwed!

4.Charged non-rotating:Wherein the wife's mad,but doesn't give a damn to keep a tab on you.2nd most preferred choice for people,but again rare to find!

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Q:OK,Is there a possibilty to escape from rotating black holes?
A:If the predictions of Kerr's solution are found to be true,rotating black holes could theoretically provide the wormholes which often appear in science fiction. Unfortunately, it is unlikely that the internal properties of a rotating black hole are exactly as described by Kerr's solution and it is not currently known whether the actual properties of a rotating black hole would provide a similar escape route for an object via the inner event horizon.Even if this escape route is possible, it is unlikely to be useful because a spacecraft which followed that path would probably be distorted beyond recognition by spaghettification.

IN SHORT;IF HE COULDN'T COME CLOSE TO GETTING AN ESCAPE ROUTE,ALL THOSE IN THIS PREDICAMENT ARE SCREWED ROYALLY!!!

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Q:Are Black Holes a threat to us?
A:Scientifically,"Black holes are sometimes listed among the most serious potential threats to Earth and humanity,on the grounds that:
*A naturally-produced black hole could pass through our Solar System.
*A large particle accelerator might produce a micro black hole, and if this escaped it could gradually eat the whole of the Earth."

My View:IF U DON'T GET THE DRIFT FROM THE ABOVE,U DESERVE TO BE EATEN UP BY A BLACK HOLE!!

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Q:So,is there any hope?
A:Well of course there's hope...Why do you think majority of the scientists who dealt with this topic were men?Its all thanks to them that we now understand black holes better!!

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Cheers!!